An old man and his dog were walking down this dirt road with fences on both sides, they came to a gate in the fence and looked in, it was nice - grassy, woody areas, just what a 'huntin' dog and man would like, but, it had a sign saying "no trespassing" so they walked on. They came to a beautiful gate with a person in white robes standing there. Welcome to Heaven," he said. The old man was happy and started in with his dog foll...